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Some
people
shouldn't
drive.
Inconsiderate?
Arrogant?
Or
just
plain
old
fucking
stupid?
It's
often
hard
to
know
which
category
people
fall
into
-
but
the
chances
are
you
will
have
come
across
more
than
one
idiot
out
on
the
roads
today.
Irritated by the idiot who parks
too close? Fed up with your
neighbour parking like
they've got no eyes? Or just
think a colleague, friend or relative
should stick to taking the bus?
Never fear, the answer is here!
Apply some
horrendously
offensive stickers
all over the back of their car.
These
Bumper
stickers
are
filthy,
downright
rude,
utterly
obscene
and
mightily
offensive.
What's
more
they
aren't
held
on
with
wishy-washy
adhesive
either.
These
buggers
stick.
And
they
are
a
bitch
to
peel
off.
Not
only
will
they
offend
the
individual,
they
will
take
forever
to
scrape
off
and
they
will
leave
a
load
of
gluey
crap
behind
as
well.
Tee
Hee.
Know
anyone
who
cares
a
bit
too
much
about
their
car?
Wash
it
a
bit
too
often
and
lose
sleep
over
whether
it's
being
approached
by
a
screwdriver
wielding
Chav?
Guarantee
that
they
never
sleep
another
night
by
leaving
the
word
WANKER
emblazoned
across
their
bumper.
Chances
are
they
may
not
notice
for
a
day
or
two
either.
Let's
hope
their
boss
or
elderly
relatives
spot
it
first.
8
Assorted
large
bumper
stickers
rushed
to
your
door
for
only
?4.99
+p&p
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